Score: 7

"Eh, not bad..."

submission: MONKAY #2 "The death"

date: April 1, 2005

See, having a Taz like villian is kinda cheap, and the animation still needs work, but with alot of practice and some good tutorials, it has serious potential...

Score: 7

"Good times..."

submission: Spank my bitch up

date: September 28, 2004

This would be a great stoner game... You need to add music... Here's what I think you should do, and if you decide to do it, let me know, I'll help out if needed. Make the ball look like a baseball or soccerball or something... let the player customize it as much as possible. Make several balls and several playing fields. Then make the goal smaller as the game goes on, then add obstacles for harder levels. Like 3D pong... add a little bar floating around in front of the goal. Then add sound effects and such. Even a title screen would be good. I know this was supposed to be quick and small, but you've really got something good here...

Score: 9

"Transformers Rule!"

submission: Transformers: Lotm

date: September 27, 2004

Well, your animation is almost worthy of the original cartoon series status... problem is, hate to say it, but this series looks like a failure... You've got old eighties american anime and 21st century 'christianity with special effects', then some old guy and a bunch of midgets with a severe addiction to jewelry... It could work out to be a great spoof, but you don't seem to be adding them together the right way... You have the traditional Transformers logo, followed by the oldentyme LotR title... This foreshadows the fact that you'll likely do nothing more than replace Frodo with Rat-trap, and Optimus Prime with Gandolf... It'll just be big robots with rings and acrobatic abilities. I really hope you bring out a great storyline with this, but keep your awesome Transformers style animation... Good luck...

Score: 10

"Stupid Maths..."

submission: Maths Book

date: September 26, 2004

Well, the first thing I wanna know is this, why 'Maths'? What's the 's' for? Anyway, not important... This was a very entertaining flash. Your stick characters moved very smoothly throughout the whole thing, except that last little DBZ-esque portion where he destroyed the book. What was that part for, anyway? It cut the movie short, and had no real meaning... Anyway, you need to make more stick cartoons like this. Try other situations... Bus stops, Bank lines, Grocery Stores, etc...

Score: 10

"Great job."

submission: Walk-Smash-Walk

date: September 20, 2004

Very original ideas. The little robot had no clue what was going on, he just kept on going. The whole thing was put together using very basic techniques, but it turned out amazing. This is a Flash that almost anyone could have made, but you did a great job... Hopefully some of the more n00bish can learn from this.

Score: 10

"Toads Gone Crazy..."

submission: Super Mario: Toads Rage 5

date: September 18, 2004

Toad 2, Mario 0...
Mario just never learns... But Toad is still a great teacher... The Shroom gag is great, and the fighting's getting better in every episode... VI will be killer...

Score: 9

"Good times"

submission: QUICKIE - Flight of Mario

date: September 14, 2004

There were a few things that were off, like mario not being able to jump the pipe, the brick sound when he hit a coin box, and the marker that was used as the endpoint, but it was a fun little flash. It needs a bit more of a story though...

Score: 10

"Holy godamn..."

submission: Fallen Angel: Teaser

date: September 13, 2004

That was truly the most amazing Flash creation I have ever seen in my life... I'd love to state so many things, but there's nothing I can put into words... It's... I... Wow...

The best parts are the amazing detail, the smooth flow, the music, the gunfights, the really hot main character, the symbolism, the wittiness(Fallen Angel... Los Angeles), and, possibly the greatest part, the fight creativity...

I loved the lest part where the girl faces the car and shoots out the guy, then stands and waits for it to come at her, then, almost without thinking, sprays bullets right through the sides...

Almost orgasmic...

Score: 10

"Hackey Sack Hell..."

submission: Hacky Sack Madness

date: September 2, 2004

Godamn I wish I could Hack like that... I'm good, but not that good... Awesome concept, and great fluid movements... Next try a team hack... Ever hear of Fire or Zap? it's like Hot Potatoe mixed with Dodge Ball... If you don't know it, email me and I'll give you the rules and such... possibly more.

Awesome Flash!

Score: 10

"Almost orgasmic..."

submission: Prowlies at the River

date: August 27, 2004

Just plain godamned amazing... There is nothing to critique... It's like improving pie... it just doesn't make sense. This is just plain awesome...